Beat Royalty Group presents:

Santa Claus Is Here!
Performed by The Hillarettes.

Lyrics by Curt Clendenin & Lawrence August
Music by Chris Kooreman & Edo Plasschaert
Lead Vocals by Vie Le
Produced by Beat Royalty
Recorded at The Hillary
Los Angeles

In European folklore, the witching hour is the time when supernatural creatures such as witches, demons and ghosts are thought to be at their most powerful, and black magic at its most effective. This hour is typically midnight, and the term may now be used to refer to midnight, or any late hour, even without having the associated superstitious beliefs. The term “witching hour” can also refer to the period from midnight to 3am, while “devils hour” refers to the time around 3am.

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One of the earliest known uses of the exact phrasing “the witching hour” is from the 1831 edition of Frankenstein in the introduction by Mary Shelley: “Night waned upon this talk, and even the witching hour had gone by before we retired to rest.”

In 1835, the phrase appeared in the last line of a short story by Washington Irving: “Two pairs of eyes are watching me now, from the couch and the ledge by the window. Faerieland shines in those eyes. And I must leave you, for it’s the witching hour and a full moon is rising. . . .”

However, variants of the phrase were in use much earlier; Shakespeare refers to “the witching time of night” in a soliloquy in Hamlet:

Tis now the very witching time of night,

When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out

Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,

And do such bitter business as the day

Would quake to look on.

[Act III, sc. ii]

[edit] Witching hour in popular culture

“Witching Hour” is the title of a song by British black metal band Venom, from their album Welcome to Hell (1981). It has since been covered by several other bands in related genres; Mayhem and Sigh have recorded cover-versions of the song, and many other bands, such as Slayer, Therion, and Machine Head have played the song live.

The first novel in Anne Rice’s The Mayfair Witches series is titled The Witching Hour (novel) (1990).

The Foo Fighters’s Another Round mentions the witching hour. Ring in the witching hour, Spells that I’m singing,.

Radiohead’s The Gloaming mentions the witching hour in the opening line. Genie let out of a bottle, it is now witching hour… This relates to the time of day, “the gloaming” literally meaning twilight.

The tagline for the movie The Craft is “Welcome to the Witching Hour”

The Witching Hour was a Harry Potter-themed symposium held in Salem, Massachusetts from October 6, 2005 to October 10, 2005.

In Roald Dahl’s novel The BFG, the opening chapter in the book takes place during the Witching Hour. This is when the little girl, Sophie, spots the BFG.

In the Tori Amos song “Almost Rosey,” there is the lyric “I sober with the witching hour.”

In the 2008 film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button character Elizabeth Abbott (Tilda Swinton) proclaims, “I’m afraid it’s the witching hour” after the sound of a clock chiming in the background.

In Def Leppard’s song, Animal, there is the lyric “Like a movin’ heartbeat in the witching hour.”

In an episode of King of Queens, Arthur looks at his watch and says “Oh it’s 9:30, the witching hour.”

In the 2005 film The Exorcism of Emily Rose makes heavy reference to the witching hour, noting its origin as a demonic mockery of the trinity, as well as the inversion of 3 P.M., the hour that is claimed to be when Christ died on the cross.

In the 2009 film Paranormal Activity, a demon would typically haunt and disturb the couple between midnight to 3am.

In the 1979 film Amityville Horror always shows 3:15 A.M. on the clock indicating the timeframe when the “voices” speak and evil occurs.

In the 2009 film The Fourth Kind 3:33 a.m. is the usual time of the abductions implying that possession may be involved.

Last month we were contacted by the late Geoffrey Frost’s personal adviser at Motorola; until Frost’s death in 2005, Numair Faraz worked under the Motorola’s former CMO — the man widely regarded as the father of the RAZR. Like many (ourselves included), over the years Numair has become increasingly disenfranchised with the company’s direction — enough so that he compelled us to publish his letter to Motorola, its board of directors, and MOT investors everywhere regarding the company’s egregious missteps and mismanagement.

In researching the myriad claims raised in this letter — which we believe to be true — we also discovered a number of other unsettling things about Motorola’s corporate past in the last five years, such as certain gross corporate excesses demanded by Zander and his inner circle (like a small fleet of extravagant private jets, where most companies that size might only have one, if any), or the fact that Motorola’s current CEO, Greg Brown, is so technologically out of touch he refuses to use a computer for communications, and has all his email correspondences printed by his secretary and replied to by dictation.

There’s no doubt in our minds that Motorola is in dire straits. But today’s news of the company’s broken-off mobile division only serves to cement the fact that the company no longer knows how to conduct its core consumer business, and is squandering time and money as it flounders in a market that long since passed it by. Motorola did not comment on this story. Letter posted after the break.

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Dear Greg Brown, and the rest of the executive team at Motorola,

As you may or may not recall, I worked with Geoffrey Frost as a personal adviser during his days as Executive Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer of the company. I was the one quoted in Forbes in 2003 as saying “Motorola’s biggest problem is that Samsung kicks ass,” and eventually came to spend nearly three years working with Geoffrey during his efforts to revamp the company’s mobile lineup, which eventually saw the launch of the RAZR. As I told the company’s senior designers at Motorola’s 75th anniversary meeting: create something cooler (and more expensive) than anything else out there, and everyone will want it.

After the success of the RAZR, while Geoffrey was tied up every which way in ROKR development, meetings, criscrossing travel, and so on, through his associates I implored the company to beef up their software expertise, and focus on creating socially networked devices (this was in the years before MySpace and Facebook became the juggernauts they are today). Your predecessor, Ed Zander, had little interest in this, and instead insisted on parlaying his relationship with Steve Jobs into the ill-fated ROKR effort in order to prop up Motorola’s stock price.

Zander, who seemed to care more about his golf score than running one of America’s greatest technology companies, left all of the hard work to Geoffrey; I’ve always considered it Motorola’s dirty little secret that the strategy for their entire profit machine was run by the company’s CMO — not the rest of the company’s executives, who are as inept now as they have ever been.

Many close to Geoffrey believed Ed Zander worked him to death, putting the pressure of the fate of the company in his hands. [That was certainly the buzz around the industry at the time. -Ed.] I took his untimely death in 2005 very hard, and knew that the company would head downhill in the aftermath. On a personal note, Lynne, his wife blamed the company for his passing. She committed suicide soon after.

Meanwhile, Ed Zander continued to reap the dividends of Geoffrey’s work as the company made billions in profit from overselling the RAZR for years. Instead of channeling that money into the obvious — further development of groundbreaking consumer devices — Zander purchased enterprise companies such as Symbol ($3.9b), and engineered billions of dollars in stock buybacks.

As I told Zander in a phone call in 2007, I felt that he was setting the company up for massive failure. He had the audacity to say, “Well, maybe Geoffrey should have come up with a better successor to the RAZR,” and told me to “Wait for big things in 2008.” I guess he was right — the golden parachute he got for his exit from the company was worth about 30 million dollars — and that doesn’t include his accumulated Motorola stock.

Your appointment to the position of chief executive gave me cause for hope, and I reached out to you; I knew you were one of the main drivers behind the enterprise acquisitions, and that you had zero expertise in consumer devices. Surely you could use some help in turning Motorola’s flagging cellphone business around?

But apparently different from the rest of the incompetent senior executives at Motorola — except instead of merely being inept, you’re actually actively killing the company. Your lack of understanding of the consumer side of Motorola doesn’t give you a valid reason for selling the handset business; moreover, publicly disclosing your explorations of such a move, in an attempt to keep Carl Icahn off your back, shows how much you value the safety of your incompetence.

You clearly have no interest in fighting the good fight and attempting to mold Motorola into the market leader it can and should be. Taking control of the handset division, as you have recently announced, will accomplish very little except but to give you an ability to say, “We tried our best” — which you haven’t — when you finally do cart the business off to the highest bidder.

In order to turn the handset division around, you need to bring in another Frost; someone worldly and dynamic who is more interested in Motorola’s success than their own corporate career. You need to task the company’s designers with the same mantra that created the RAZR — make me a phone that looks, feels, and works like a symbol of wealth and privilege. Recognize the superiority of American software, and bring back those jobs so irresponsibly outsourced to China and Russia. Fully embrace embedded Linux and Google’s Android initiative, and take the phone operating system out of the stone age.

Recognize that, while rich people don’t really know what they want, the lower end of the market does — and fund the development of an online “crowdsourced” device design platform to take advantage of this fact. Get rid of all of your silly, useless marketing, including those overpriced and completely ineffective celebrity endorsements, and do one unified global campaign with Daft Punk (the only group whose global appeal extends from American hip hoppers to trendy Shanghai club kids to middle-aged Londoners). Understand that the next big feature in handsets isn’t a camera or a music player — it is social connectedness; build expertise in this area, and sell it down the entire value chain.

I was there when Motorola’s handset division was brought back from the brink of death 5 years ago. Follow my advice, and we can do it again.

Maybe it sounds like I take the downfall of Motorola personally; I do. It was my experience at Motorola, with people like Geoffrey and all of the loyal employees who still remain, that taught me what corporate America can and should be. But with people such as Zander and yourself, Motorola symbolizes the worst of our country’s corporate culture.

As an immigrant American, and someone who has traveled all over the world, I really do appreciate the uniqueness and importance of the American culture of creativity and ingenuity. Whereas other countries back their money on gold and commodities, we back ours on our ability to invent the future. The failure of Motorola as an American institution of creativity and innovation, should you let it happen, will now be entirely of your doing. Hopefully you’ll keep that in mind while the board has the accountants prepare your golden parachute.

Regards,

Numair Faraz

Dated Feb 5, 2008. Letter edited for form.

By Ryan Block posted Mar 26th 2008 1:04PM

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And features a lot of glowing lights: Iron Man’s eyes, Iron Man’s chest and War Machine’s eyes under a dark and ominous sky. (Yahoo Movies has the exclusive pic as well as others from the movie.)

In Europe, Santa’s not the only one watching

You know what’s missing from the holiday season? Unimaginable horror.

Parents, let’s be honest. The threat of coal no longer works. No matter how low the kids’ math scores are, no matter how many times you’ve told them to clean their rooms only to be ignored, they know as well as you do that they are still going to have presents under the tree. Even if you actually go through with it, the biggest reaction you’ll get is a snicker, a smirk, and a “Cute, Mom. Now make with the Xbox.” What’s the parent of a pampered American brat to do?

Let’s take a page from the people of Old Europe. For hundreds of years, they’ve relied on good old fashion fear to keep their children in line. Fear of this switch-swingin’, kid-snatchin’ goat demon, the Krampus.

You see, long ago, Santa had himself a dark helper who would go door to door with him on his gift-giving mission. When he arrived, if you were a good boy or girl, you’d get a nice present. If you were bad, Old St. Nick would sigh, shake his head, and then sic his demon assistant on you. The naughty child would then be terrorized, beaten, locked in chains, and, as a service to the parents, I’m guessing, put in the Krampus’ own magic sack of inescapable horrors to be taken away, all while Santa finished up the cookies and milk.

Even today in some countries, men clad in goat’s fur and masks will roam the streets at Christmas time, ringing bells and rattling chains as frightened children fall to their knees begging not to be taken. Now that’s what I call pro-active community child-rearing. Sure, it’s not a tradition for everybody, but I bet the parents of those kids never have to worry about who’s going to help with the dishes over the holidays.

Wear this shirt: in line for your local mall Santa. You’re bound to get a few children asking about it, and you’ll be more than happy to tell them, won’t you?

Don’t wear this shirt: in front of your Great Uncle Olaf. His brother was taken away by a Krampus, you know.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh, you thought those hooves on the roof were reindeer. How quaint. Now get in the sack.”

Go here to buy one cause this made my day.